ROSHAMBULL

OKAY. SO ON FACEBOOK THERE IS AN APPLICATION THAT YOU CAN ADD CALLED, "RED BULL ROSHAMBULL." IT'S BASICALLY JUST ROCK PAPER SCISSORS. YOU CAN PLAY AGAINST ANYONE ELSE ON FACEBOOK WHO ALSO HAS THE APPLICATION AND WHENEVER YOU LOG ON YOU CAN THROW ROCK, PAPER, OR SCISSORS AGAINST YOUR CHALLENGER AND WAIT FOR THEM TO THROW SOMETHING BACK UNTIL SOMEONE WINS 2 OUT OF 3. BUT LET ME TELL YOU, I AM PRETTY AMAZING AT IT. I AM 6-0, ALL SHUTOUTS. I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING........

YOU WISH YOU WERE ME.